i don't give a thing

I couldn't care less!

Why are you talking about it again and on~?
I don't give a thing.

by Sonamu April 13, 2018

7 things and AAAAAHHHH

The names of the octuplets of a 14-year-old.

"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom

"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH

"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom

"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom

"Coming mom" -Thing 1

"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1

"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom

They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH

by John,Jeorge,Jose,Josie,Jane,J March 07, 2018

An entire thing of butter

The bottom line is that this doesn't really have a definition. It's just what the hell is the name of the container butter comes in?!

I used an entire thing of butter when making that cake.

by The Govenor May 18, 2020

Spooky demon thing

Spooky demon thing is the last survoving prophet, real spookians know them.

Motakirukika: did you hear about SPOOKY DEMON THING

Tex: yes i did. How mighty of them.
Lexie: Spooky demon thing is so fabulous
All in unison: spooky is wonderful

by SPOOKYDEMONTHING..... June 06, 2024

Lung Thing

The act of smoking weed

Guy 1: Want to do the lung thing?
Guy 2: Yeah, let me finish this game of beerio kart.
Guy 1: We should go to Whataburger after.

by allthethings September 19, 2011

Thing-gender

When someone identifes as an object and goes by it/that pronouns

Hi, I'm a door knob and I identify as thing-gender.

by UltimateDoge January 25, 2022

the coolness of the thing

when you see something that tis so Cool and you want it so bad

son: daddy so that toy car can I have it

dad: no son we don't have that much money so no
son: but daddy I want is so bad you can say I the coolness of the thing it

by ima shoot ya October 30, 2020