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Whaled

When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight
Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.
by Mørt August 6, 2021
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Beach Whale Rescue Team

"Ryan Price is a member of the Beach Whale Rescue Team, he loves fucking fat chicks!

"Ryan Price is like David Hasselhoff to fat beach chicks!"
by Amishflap January 2, 2012
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littel whale

a littel man that drinks and trows up when he chugs wastes beer and kind of gay
by moe November 24, 2003
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dj whale

A DJ Whale is what you would refer to as a loyal prostitute. As strange as it sounds, it is indeed true
I need a DJ Whale right about now
by DJ Whale August 9, 2018
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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019
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Whale

A fat person who you would fight but you would get sat on so you avoid at all costs so you don't die from their stank ass breath.
"Abby is a whale! Look out everyone."
by Anonymous6667 May 20, 2019
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Whale Jugging

The Act of Blowing Across a Large Woman's Anus, using it as a musical instrument of endless pleasures. Tuned by spreading/squishing the cheeks as necessary thus changing the shape and taughtness of the orifice.
After a Successful night of Hogging, Ben took his catch back to her place for an evening of romancing , culminated by the sweet sweet sounds of him Whale Jugging her to sleep.
by Mike Hancho Eclesiasties April 8, 2017
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