A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.
“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”
Mark Jones
Mark Jones
by anonymous June 3, 2023
Get the Mark Jonesmug. by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023
Get the may jonesmug. It's generally a name, for me its a meaning, a feeling, an experience and a missed opportunity.
They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.
He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!
But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.
He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!
But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
by BirdyJones August 18, 2022
Get the Scott jonesmug. 
When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.
Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?
by Frodo T Baggin December 10, 2022
Get the Davy Jones' Lockermug. by Rodrick Smith jr November 23, 2023
Get the Makiyah jonesmug. by bockandcalltortise July 29, 2025
Get the Joel Jonesmug.