Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.

Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.

by browndoctor May 14, 2015

Texas tie dye

the various short term and permanent sweat stains one's clothing acquires after existing in Texas

It's so hot outside that just taking the trash out is enough to get my Texas tie dye on.

by a_damn_zoo July 27, 2018

Texas State Roleplay

Texas State Roleplay (TXRP) is a standout Roblox roleplay server, centered on "Emergency Response Liberty County" (ERLC). What distinguishes TXRP is its exclusive use of voice chat (VC), creating an unmatched immersive environment.

In TXRP, participants assume roles like law enforcement, firefighters, medics, and civilians, engaging in lifelike scenarios. VC fosters realism and coordination, requiring effective communication for emergency responses, quick decisions, and duty execution.

ERLC serves as the backdrop for TXRP's dynamic narratives. Players collaboratively craft gripping stories within emergency and community contexts, from high-speed pursuits to daring rescues. TXRP hones problem-solving and teamwork.

TXRP's VC-only approach enriches the experience and nurtures camaraderie. It prompts character development, genuine expression, and lasting friendships, making it unique in valuing immersive voice communication.

The TXRP community is inclusive, welcoming players of all backgrounds and skill levels. It offers a unique platform for Roblox users to enjoy immersive roleplay, learn emergency response procedures, and foster meaningful connections.

In summary, Texas State Roleplay in Emergency Response Liberty County is a Roblox-based VC-exclusive roleplay server that offers an exceptional immersive experience, combining creativity, teamwork, and realism. TXRP delivers an unforgettable experience for learning, growth, and virtual emergency response camaraderie.

Player 1: Have you guys heard of Texas State Roleplay?
Player 2: Yes I have! I was told it was the best roleplay server in Emergency Response Liberty County!
Player 1: It really is! You and I should play is

by TheFuckingTruthDumbass September 27, 2023

texas hype house

Here single women reside for a year of "hard work", blood, sweat, and tears. If you're lucky, you may stumble upon a sudden engagement to a nice yeshiva bochur. The Hype House usually isn't very hype, unless it's followed by a night of Shabbos meal drinking. The Hype House boasts a treif kitchen (not done intentionally), but make sure you kashur the dishes before! We are in prime location of the local school, so close in fact that dismissal can be heard from inside the house. We are fortunate to have the most amazing neighbor, Joe V's which is probably the most sketchy store a frum girl will find herself in (if you didn't catch corona yet, you will probably catch it inside Joe V's). We call the Hype House home and while it surprises us each day, we value the time spent in all its glory.

Intern 1: "Have you been inside the Texas Hype House yet?"
Intern 2: "OMG yeah! It's so..... hype?"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

Texas Wet Wipe

Using one’s own sock or socks to wash and wipe the asshole after dropping a horrifically mud butt style shit or accidentally shitting oneself and there is no toilet paper or other tissue.

A Texas wet wipe is used out of absolute necessity and desperation.

The sock or socks are removed and are made thoroughly wet and moist in the sink (if available) and the ass is cleansed accordingly. The socks must always be disposed of or better yet, just left behind on the floor. Never flushed.

After spending the entire day drinking beer and eating hot wings, I headed home. After about a mile, I felt the gut bubblies. Hoping to release some pressure, I unloaded what I thought was a massive fart but ended up shitting my pants. I spotted a gas station on the corner and quickly headed to the shitter. I waddled to the door praying the steamy, oozing, wet lump would not slide any further down my leg. I made it to the stall only to find there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I slipped off both socks knowing a Texas wet wipe was my only alternative. I moistened them in the sink and then I slid the cold, wet socks up and down my ass crack like dental floss cleaning what had to look like the field at a tractor pull and a rooster’s tail when it came out. I got it as clean as I could get it and at least enough to not itch too much before I got home, I tossed my socks in the corner and slipped my boots back on and headed on my way.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Texas Rectum Ranger

Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013

texas bear paw

When a man with overtly large hands performs a hand job on another man without his permission

Chuck was so horny, he grabbed Cory and gave him the Texas Bear Paw hoping for a little action

by BigjohnDezenuts October 24, 2017