Nipple mustache delight

when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.

"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."

by Belkis deyanira October 12, 2007

Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.

BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.

by Ishlet July 29, 2008

ear nipple rape

its something that makes your ears die

kill me now my ear nipple rape

by yuhbegavthhreaiht October 23, 2018

UwU Touchy Nipple

You usally have sex on sundays and UwU everyone with your fidget toys

UwU touchy nipple baddie :) Lol ewe.

by UwU ball January 19, 2022

Saggy Nippled Virgin

literally someone whose a saggy nippled virgin aka loser

Sam: Haha you don't have a girlfriend yet?

Bill: Fuck you, you saggy nippled virgin

by saggy nippled virgin June 26, 2020

going nipples-up

going bra-less, particularly in cases of individuals with perky or hard nipples.

did you see the top she wore last night? I'm sure she was going nipples-up!

by zazamua November 11, 2013

the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 25, 2014