Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

Stone Jabber

A 'Stone Jabber' is another name for a stone mason.

We need a Stone Jabber to make a head stone.

by Sneaky-Sneaks November 3, 2011

stones

Money. Usually in hundred dollar amounts.

"Yo. I'm about to buy that new watch. It's gonna cost me 3 stones."

by SprocDoc September 30, 2011

That's stones

That's dear, expensive, overpriced

Bruv that's stones

by Missmimixoxo November 19, 2018

Dean stone

A faggot that has sex with a fat/ugly girl (Meagan) and cannot get anyone one else.

Damn bro you ain’t get no good pussy, you’re a dean stone.

by Str8_F4cts December 3, 2018

stone sack

A stoner so brain fried that they're about as useful as a sack of stones

"Wow, Nancy sure has turned into a stone sack."

by Lowkey.cat July 26, 2017

Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.

Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.

by Bad weather August 29, 2017