When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
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The Georgia Shuffle is when a man proceeds to but his penis in the women’s ass and start doing the “Electro shuffle” from the hit game Fortnite.
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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Get the The Smeagol Shuffle mug.When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.
John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle
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Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”
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