smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

National smash Kalib day

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib

It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.

by Kalib stinks December 1, 2024

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004

Smash bros brawl

The worst game in the super smash bros franchise for having shit mechanics like tripping, too floaty, and slow gameplay. It does have the best theme tho. Btw if you played mega knight you can suck My ass

“Wow smash bros brawl is really full of shit mechanics isn’t it”

by My ass October 3, 2020

Dumbo smash

when a girl shits on your dick while watching dumbo the elephant on tv and does a backflip

Did that nigga dumbo smash you?

by dumboSmasher99 August 10, 2018

The smash and dash

The act of smashing " having intercourse " with a random, Giving the said random a cream pie, so the chances of pregnancy are high, giving them a fake name, and sneaking out early the next morning after the deed is done, to avoid any possible responsibility for your actions, because you're a lowlife piece of shit

Bro, last night I did the smash and dash, on the bitch I met at the bar last night, The best part is I gave her a fake name, now she's going to be a single mother, "bro that shit is hilarious "

by Harry ballsak August 21, 2018