national molly smells like a shart day

this is a day where you can tell any female named molly that she smells like a shart, because she does.

“it’s national molly smells like a shart day. molly, you smell like a fucking shart. did you shart your pants?”

by silly baka keira October 29, 2021

shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

smarty pants

Any pants you are wearing at the time you make a smarty pants comment.

Ooh, that was a good one - Patrick must have his smarty pants on today.

by fushigi88 July 29, 2009

Turbo Shart

An extraction of extremely gross poopy mixture, which occurs accidently when trying to fart. Turbo sharts are much more vile than average farts. They tend to gain distance from the sharter.

Fuck! I just made a Turbo Shart on my cat!

by Dev b January 19, 2007

boobie shart

squirting doo on a girl while titty-fucking her cause you thought it would only be a little gasser

My friend just got back to his date's house after a spicy dinner at the local cantina. One thing led to a t'fing and he boobie sharted all over her stomach.

by tony lukas March 25, 2010

shart

a shart is when you strain a little bit to hard and crap usually leaving a skidmark throughout your undergarments. most oftenly done by retards

Man after i ate those beans last night i was shartin up a storm

by basshead1964 May 1, 2011

smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.

1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.

by Calico Cal June 5, 2004