Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
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Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
Must occur between two or more men.
Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.
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Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.
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