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Sloppy Tomato 

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.
"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato

Sloppy Snorkel

When a female sucks on your cock while your whole body is submerged in water besides your cock and nose. The cock is the snorkel.
John had to goto the hospital because Hailey gave him Sloppy Snorkel.

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob
I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.
Sloppy Goober by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

Sloppy Fucked 

When your finger food gets so sloppy you can’t eat it with your hands anymore.
My cheeseburger bun fell off and now my burger is sloppy fucked.
Sloppy Fucked by Ty4nn4_17 May 27, 2018

Sloppy hammock 

When the lady has extra meat hanging out, that is referred as a sloppy hammock
When Mike is kneeling comfortably behind Susan, he decided to go for the reach around to test length of her sloppy hammock
Sloppy hammock by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018

Sloppy Rockefeller 

When a man climaxes onto the face of someone and proceeds to stick as many dollar bills to the recipient’s face as possible, using the sperm as a makeshift adhesive.
No sir, we don’t accept Capital One here, however we do accept Visa, Master Card, Discover, and Sloppy Rockefellers.
Sloppy Rockefeller by Jloon May 31, 2018