gravy shower

The act of scooping 5 ladles of gravy onto an individual's hair in order to maximize flow-volume

Bro 1: Dude-man, how did you get your flow to thick and shiny?
Bro 2: Come on dawger, I clearly took a gravy shower!

by Herb-scout April 28, 2014

Shower soap

You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.

1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”

by Wh0rny4Worldpeace August 29, 2020

mud shower

When a girl, during kinky sexual escapades, decides to lay you down, stand over you and let loose a torrent of diarrhea all over your face.

"The sex started great, until she decided to give me a mud shower"

by Laurel Hard-on June 13, 2017

turn the shower on

What you do when you are about to jerk tf off.

He went into the bathroom to turn the shower on.

by cracker ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ November 2, 2019

Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Pooped In The Shower

To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.

Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?

Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.

by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011

bean shower

Opposite of Golden Shower. A shower that is brown and from the anus.

Did you hear? Nick got a bean shower from Neela!

by Sluggymcslugface May 31, 2016