Scouldy

When a persons eyes are way to fucking close together with the said persons nose being the only blockage to tell which one is the left or right

Fuck me that chics a bloody Scouldy.You couldn’t even fit a crumb between her eyes

by OLIVERAGOATED July 1, 2025

Shoeloverism

Someone that loves shoes so much that it's their favourite thing

My dad says I have shoeloverism because I love shoes to much

by Tnlover July 8, 2025

Sholid Saft

The phrase "solid shaft" but with the H moved from shaft to solid, coined by my friend while we were shooting for our archery team and I was asking if his (arrow's) shaft was solid, and he accidentally said "yeah my saft is sholid"

Person 1: "Hey dude, do you have a Sholid Saft?"
Person 2: "Yeah, my Saft is Sholid..."
Person 3: "GUYS STOP SAYING THIS IN FRONT OF OUR COACH!!!"

by Bigman_W November 28, 2025

shoelace

noun
what you say before throwing a stuffed animal at someone

"Shoelace", I said as I threw the teddy bear at my friend

by certainsomeone21 December 23, 2025

throwing shoelaces

To spew semen from your penis, can also be described as 'painting shoelaces'

'Bra, I painted a shoelace on that chicks face, y0!"
'I couldnt get no play from that chick, so I threw a few sholaces on my couch while watching some dirty monkey porn'
'Bros, I never met a chick that had me throwing shoelaces like I was on 3 Viagra's'

by Bukkake King January 28, 2010

dolphin shoals

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.

Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

by justsomerandomcrap13 August 14, 2017

liking shoelaces

You can like someone shoelaces, when they're stolen from the president.

Liking shoelaces

by CrazyObsessedChick September 18, 2018