legit shocked

what you see is not actually what you see

Samantha Zhang, 36, a San Diego social-media manager who owns a pair. “Everyone is legit shocked they’re actually sweatpants.”

by Spectacular1 May 26, 2024

Analphylacdick Shock

The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.

“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”

“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”

by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024

Analphylacdick Shock

The reaction after your partner accidentally (or purposely) pulls out of the vagina and enters the anus.

Can also happen in solo mode with a dildo, if complacent.

“Oh Jim m, please be more careful when thrusting you almost gave me an analphylacdick shock”

“When using this product, be mindful of the thrusting motion to avoid an analphylactdick shock during use”

by Dirty mike and the boys December 13, 2024

Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

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Person 0: Static shock is a bathtub drain 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Facial Shocker

When eating out a woman from behind and using your nose to stimulate their booty hole

Last night my girlfriend was climbing into bed and I hit her with the facial shocker.

by SupTodd March 18, 2026

Kid Schlock

Nickname for Robert James Ritchie (born January 17, 1971), known professionally as Kid Rock. He is fading American musician, singer, rapper, songwriter, and ass-kisser of Diaper Donald.

There goes Kid Schlock, once again kissing the smelly ass of Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud March 27, 2026

The Shocker

(v) when a guy you're about to fuck thinks he's going to get a blow job but instead you wrap a tens unit around his dick, turn it on high and shove the controller up his ass.

Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.

The Shocker: Chad thought he was going to get head but instead I gave him the shocker!

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025