The genre popularized by Dhar Mann with his YouTube videos that rake in millions of views. Make low budget virtuous click bait videos that appeal to people's insecurities and sense of righteousness, make them click it and make a ton of money!
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by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2020
Get the travel porn mug.The act of intentionally expressing wokeness in the hopes of attracting collective attention from others like minded to support ones argument, thus promoting a climaxing feeling of achievement upon oneself.
Example 1: That SJW said I was racist because I said COVID-19 may have originated from China. He just wants to get on his high horse to score some virtue porn.
Example 2: That guy over there who called the conservatives racist, fascists, sexists is so turned on, he jizzed in his pants for scoring too many virtue points. He is addicted to Virtue Porn.
Example 2: That guy over there who called the conservatives racist, fascists, sexists is so turned on, he jizzed in his pants for scoring too many virtue points. He is addicted to Virtue Porn.
by vashdao June 2, 2021
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Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot
ONE WEEK LATER
Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot
ONE WEEK LATER
Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
by Loberson June 1, 2016
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I broke my pelvis filming some Go Porn with my girlfriend while riding Comfortably Numb in Whistler.
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