slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Whiffing a Peppys pressed ham

Snorting adderall off of someone ass.

Just got caught whiffing a peppys pressed ham.

by Shneebles April 20, 2018

Poopy

A Nickname you give a bitch after fucking the shit out of her then she poops on your dudes bed then you call her poopy (name here)

dude look its poopy(name here) she shit on that dudes bed!

by John Lighting 313 March 15, 2009

poppycocking

When a person turns up their shirt collar. People began to refer to it as a "popped collar" (especially after R&B performer Usher released a hit single in 2001 entitled Pop Ya Collar).

Please stop poppycocking your collar, honey.
Your brother is a fan of poppycocking, isn't he?
Usually, poppycockers are considered preppy-style people.

by DarkOcean January 12, 2007

poopy stick

a stick with a piece of dog shit on the end

i used a poopy stick to get her away from me

by nickmccool524 February 26, 2009

pappy hair

Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.

Dude, fix your pappy hair!

by HisShadow March 30, 2004

poopydink

1) The act of sotomization.
2) A nickname given to those who regularly engage in the act of sotomization.

1)Greg came to school braging that he poopydink'd kelly on the bus.
2) After Greg was finished braging, he became known as "poopydink"

by -Kurbee- February 26, 2008