emo pants

Emo pants ARE NOT girl pants. They are found in the men's section of any clothing store. Emo pants are not as tight as most people think...I've seen someone put a pop can in all four pockets of the pants at the same time. =0

Emo pants are so hot...that most girls find them sexy and go after the men wearing them. Emo kids get more girls than you would ever believe.

by mtdewisnotme August 27, 2008

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whore pants

Trendoid pants worn by women (and some men) that do not reach the ankle (and are usually very tight in the crotch and high waisted).We've all seen them. Thousands upon thousands of people get sucked into wearing them by commercial media every year since about 1998-99. You'd have thought the disgusting trend would go away in 5 years...but awfully enough, it is still there!

I have never owned, nor will I ever own, a pair of whore pants.

by +ms m+ March 13, 2004

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pink pants

a male or female willingness to engage in outrageous sexual positions while in a public setting

whoa check out that dude frolicking down the sidewalk bet he wears pink pants on a daily

by sargeant silky April 22, 2009

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Cranky Pants

a type of rather unsociable fellow who spends his miserable life saving his farts in milk bottles and putting on puppet shows with his penis.

don't get too near that cranky pants, you might catch something.

by crank meister December 7, 2006

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girl pants

girl pants- commonly worn by skateboarders who seem to be fairly good at the sport. if you are wearing girl jeans and you suck, get the fuck outta there. also, theyre actual Girl's jeans, not abercrombie mens jeans.

dude, that gnarly skater is catching mad air and rocking girl pants! how sick!!! lets be his/her friend.

by gnartaylorettux March 12, 2005

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