Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010

toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.

As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.

by battleof_myself April 17, 2009

toilet scrubbing

having anal intercourse (fucking someone in the ass) with ribbed condom.

"Jee, I just can't sit right after that hardcore toilet scrubbing last night."

by rae VAN March 24, 2008

Toilet

When something isn't very good, but isn't really THAT bad, but still annoyingly bad, its toilet.

Toy-Lah
"that band last night were toilet"
"argh im doing so toilet"
"toiiilleetttttt"

by HDW April 7, 2009

toilet rocker

Any rock band or musician that uses an excessive amount of profanity in their music lyics.

"G.G. Allan, is the Godfather of toilet rockers!"

by D. Gould February 16, 2009

cash toilet

A modern alternative name for one's car or it's fuel tank.

A: Yo, your car's empty.

B: Man, I gotta flush more money down the cash toilet?!

by man.dovvn June 10, 2008

toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture

"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"

by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014