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Nipple mustache delight

when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
by Belkis deyanira November 6, 2007
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Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.
by Ishlet August 25, 2008
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nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is
Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."
by von groovy September 14, 2019
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nipple dee jo

1. (N) Nipple of Dee Jo. Big, but very little at times, making the nipples multiply into 4-10 small nipples. 2. (N) Disease from Dee Jo in which nipples can be shockingly big, and may multiply into 4-10 nipples.
1. "Hey, Dee Jo, what's up with your nipples?"

"I got Nipple Dee Jo. Nipple me."

2. "Dude, I heard you got Nipple Dee Jo disease."

"Yeah, I have 8 nipples right now. Wanna see?"
by Caca PooPoo PeePee Shart December 4, 2013
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Swimming cap nipple

Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.
"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"
by Gayboyjack September 12, 2016
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going nipples-up

going bra-less, particularly in cases of individuals with perky or hard nipples.
did you see the top she wore last night? I'm sure she was going nipples-up!
by zazamua November 11, 2013
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Beer Flavoured Nipples

A woman who somehow attracts tons of men.
"Damn, she's in her 6th relationship?"
"Yeah, I know it's crazy. She has some beer flavoured nipples or sumthin'..."
by kornymf June 28, 2023
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