Nipple mustache delight

when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.

"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."

by Belkis deyanira November 6, 2007

Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.

BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.

by Ishlet August 25, 2008

the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

going nipples-up

going bra-less, particularly in cases of individuals with perky or hard nipples.

did you see the top she wore last night? I'm sure she was going nipples-up!

by zazamua November 11, 2013

nipple dee jo

1. (N) Nipple of Dee Jo. Big, but very little at times, making the nipples multiply into 4-10 small nipples. 2. (N) Disease from Dee Jo in which nipples can be shockingly big, and may multiply into 4-10 nipples.

1. "Hey, Dee Jo, what's up with your nipples?"

"I got Nipple Dee Jo. Nipple me."

2. "Dude, I heard you got Nipple Dee Jo disease."

"Yeah, I have 8 nipples right now. Wanna see?"

by Caca PooPoo PeePee Shart December 4, 2013

Nipple Tassel(ing)

When you rub/flick your nipples with sheer force and urge.

"Excuess me miss what nice nipples you have"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"

by Militzz October 14, 2015

Swimming cap nipple

Having a nipple so large it looks like a swimming cap.

"Did u see that girl last week she hap a proper swimming cap nipple"

by Gayboyjack September 12, 2016