Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.

Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!

by applejoe June 25, 2020

Washing Machine

A place for female family members to get stuck. At which point a male family member tries his hardest to get her unstuck.

Sister: uhh I'm stuck in the washing machine again
Brother: you need some HELP:)?

by I'm in a washing machine September 9, 2020

Slush Machine

The act where a man/woman sticks a Popsicle up their lover's ass and lets it melt in there before bending down to drink it out of their ass, taking on the nature of a slush machine you would find at a 7-Eleven.

The AC was broken and it was sooo freaking hot, so Karli and I resorted to cooling each other off with the slush machine until the air conditioner repairman got here.

by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013

Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.

Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow

by anonymous May 18, 2024

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

LIT MACHINE

Only use in upper case. This term is used to distinguish supreme "lit" from normal "lit".

"Is this party a lit machine?" "No Carl, it's a LIT MACHINE."

by mmpp123 August 18, 2019

30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.

Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?

by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 9, 2009