Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022

YUR mom

A whore

YUR mom is a whore

by YUR mom.com69 February 5, 2022

Ur Mom

It is a saying your mentally ill friends say a lot. The don't always mean it, but it does have you think, "Do they wanna do my mom?"

Person 1: What do you wanna do, Person 2?
Person 2: Ur mom

by UrMomsSidePiece February 13, 2022

Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af

"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"

by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022

tristan's mom

milf-christian&tim

that lady over there is a milf
I know, thats Tristan's Mom

by christianissussypoopoo July 28, 2021