kyles mom 

the biggest bitch in the whole wide world (southpark)

kyles mom by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Soccer mom

A psychopath who is hell bent on enslaving her children and turning them into something they weren't as a kid. They freak out if you play games like Mortal Kombat, listen to ANYTHING that isn't their kid-friendly songs/remixes. They despise porn but yet most of them read Fifty Shades of Grey.

Their husbands are always regretting their marriage and turns to pleasing himself because his wife closed up shop years ago.

Person 1: So what music do you like?
Person 2 I like Linkin Park but-
Raging soccer mom: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT NAME THEY ARE DEVIL'S MUSIC!! *Pushes kids aside*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and go back to whatever hell hole you climbed out of you cunt!!!
Raging soccer mom:afsqgickiubervh,3:2:2$hhuwrfhiufew;78)feujkbvvsebevreubilvriun34;87);2 *Massive explosion*
Person 1: My god are they all like that?
Person 2: Yeah...

Soccer mom by Crazy915 October 17, 2012

Your Mom 

a phrase 8 year olds use to absolutely defeat their opponent

Your Mom gay

Your Mom by Duse King58 December 12, 2018

Space Mom 

The "lovingly" given nickname to The Lotus in the game Warframe. Also applies to her VA Rebecca Ford.

Maybe if I kill enough Grineer Space Mom will love me again

Space Mom by torrasque September 17, 2020

Week's Mom 

A very morbidly obese woman that likes to have sex with anything, especially while eating ham sandwiches.

The closest thing I've ever had to gay sex is Week's Mom.

Week's Mom by I. R. Mullins May 6, 2004

Yeet your mom 

Yeet your mom means that you yeet your mom out of the window if shes annoying.

Yeet your mom
Mom: Are you done with your homework?
me: No! I´m playing minecraft!
Mom: Make your homework now!
Me: You are annoying......
*me yeet my mom through the window

Yeet your mom by Bwoib October 25, 2019

your mom's chest hair 

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.

Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair

your mom's chest hair by broyce August 8, 2008