lobter

Lobter is the essence of all life and all that is good.

Lobter is classified as a noun usually, but at times can be used as an exclaimation.

":lobter: Mmmmmm... Lobter :lobter:"

and

"LOBTER! I STUBBED MY TOE!! LOBTER, it hurts.."

by Crawdaddy79 February 19, 2005

Lost Control

When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.

you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.

by FlyingBallsack July 29, 2009

lobster pulp

A really cool sounding... two words.

Wanna know a really cool sounding two words? Lobster Pulp! You fucking ass fuck! Mike be's gay.

by Bob Balls August 27, 2004

lobster penis

a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee

Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis!

by Rakestraw August 7, 2006

Lobs to TL

When an attractive photo is posted on twitter and someone finds it attractive, they quote RT it and share it to their timeline or "lob it to their TL"

girl: *posts selfie on twitter*

dude: damn she's hot *quote RTs with "lobs to tl" at the end*

by outCHEA May 28, 2014

lost boy

Any surfer who beleives that he has died, passed heaven, and been reincarnated as a lost boy surfer. Commonly seen listening to dirtrocker punk, trying to score with sluts, and getting disrespected at his local break by an out of town surfer.

Bro..Did you see my spray? Hot Buddy!!! Hot buddy!!! Guttermouth!!!Owwhh!!!

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

rock lobster

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!

I will fuck you with my rock lobster.

by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008