Gacha Life

A game that horny 9 year olds play while ruining unique things by including them in their little shit gacha life music videos. It is a rip off of anime, full cringe, and has no amusement.
I caught my 9 year old niece masturbating to gacha life porn, so I gave him a purple eye and a bloody nose.
by thesickreg August 25, 2020
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meaning of life

the meaning of life is to question lifes meaning despite the fact that its true meaning cannot possibly by revealed while one is living - therefore its meaning is and always will be unknown as long as we continue to live and possibly beyond
how can anyone know what the meaning of life truly consist of until one can observe it from an outside point of view?
for that possibility to occur - one must be somewhere else
by ELboGreesyMunkyWrench May 13, 2010
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fail at life

similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!
by anonymous March 20, 2005
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life juice

Semen... the liquid used to attempt to fertilize the egg of a woman or mammal.
Tiger Woods ruined his career by spreading his life juice around to people other than his wife.
by Subtle Teen February 08, 2010
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angel life

While you are playing COD4 "Call of Duty 4" online and one of your friends is at your house you and you switch off controllers after a player dies. An "angel life" is when you take an extra life after you die so you get another turn before you pass the controller.
"Hey Joe, I'm going to take an 'angel life' because I'm on killing streaks.
by Bridell April 19, 2008
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Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.
Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.
by alberto89 February 28, 2021
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