Jake

1. (v) To rob someone. Usually involves taking money, but could also cover other possessions.

2. (n) A thief.

1. Guy 1: So we'll jake a couple of first-years for a couple of quid, then go get some lunch. All in favour?
Guys 2, 3 and 4: I!

2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet!
Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.

by Azred Ferla April 15, 2006

Jake

a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.

sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU!! *stabs in the tiny heart*
jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell

by mary-marie-ann July 21, 2009

Jake

Usually a Bandwagoner Sports fan. Jumps teams everyday. And claims to be a Life-Long Clipper Fan. Most people named Jake don't watch games but look at stats which makes it hard to talk sports with them.

All of the Heat Fans are Jake's.

by Clipper Darrel June 3, 2013

jake

one of the lamest names ever, if your name is jake you will not go anywhere in life... and inface you are proberly fat and gay. give up now as it will just be a waste of time if you don't

"hay, nice to meet you. whats your name?"

"jake"

"fuck off"

by buki is gay April 4, 2010

Jake of Nazareth |1:46|

Cool Myspace dude with gigantic 10" cock. Straight as an arrow and ready to rock.

Jake of Nazareth |1:46|: http://www.myspace.com/bigpentagram

by SettingTheRecordStraight January 23, 2009

Jake

a boy that loves goats, also called a "goat lover", uses goats when he cant get it anywhere else

Jake wasnt getting any, so we had to get him a goat.

by youll_never_know January 20, 2009

jake patterson

A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner

"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"

by local herb May 26, 2018