Internet Fag

People like Maxwell who try SO hard to be cool on the interweb.

IronDKnight: I type in Pink and I use emoticons and I type in small font, like an internet fag.

by Over9000 December 9, 2008

telus internet

a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.

steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."

dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"

steve- "oh s***"

by happydappyman September 15, 2011

internet beachead

A web page, though it has more personal connotations rather than corporate.

Somebody's personal web page.

by JeffH May 18, 2005

internet bestfriend

A Internet Bestfriend is a friend whom you have made over the Internet or whom you know and you talk over social media but not in person, normally you are quite close with this person/people as why the term is called Internet bestfriend not internet friend

Holly:Omg I didn't know you and Harry were close?

Megan:Were not close in person we're internet bestfriends!

by SingleLadie April 19, 2018

Oh Internet

KYM Clone but filled with moar faggotry than you can shake a dick @

Faggot#1: I heard ED is gone now
Faggot#2: Yeah its called Oh Internet now, its waaay better
Faggot#1: Wanna suck each other off
Faggot#2: Sure

by 9081237245948723497234 May 16, 2011

Internet Explorer

A web browser for use on Windows platforms. There was once a version for Apple Mac users, but this has been discontinued. Receives a bad reputation from open-source proponents because of perceived flaws and errors in its rendering engine; is the target of much abuse from these proponents, whom are often zealous of Mozilla Firefox to the point of fanaticism.

These zealots often seem ignorant of basic computer security, believing that Firefox will prevent viruses and spyware from infecting their computers, when in fact, Firefox is merely a browser and is not a universal panacea. If Internet Explorer is coupled with the freely-available security updates, it becomes as secure and more stable than Firefox.

Although it may lack the bells and whistles of other browsers, as an internet browser, Internet Explorer performs its job adequately.

I used Internet Explorer today to browse UrbanDictionary.com.

by CNash October 23, 2006

Internet Dick

When a guy beats off to so much Internet porn that he's useless in bed or uninterested in real sex.

Girl: My boyfriend's never interested in sex anymore. I think it's because he watches too much porn online.
Guy: Your boyfriend has Internet dick. Invest in a vibrator.

by carinah June 4, 2013