Bro 1 "what's up"?
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"
Bro 2 "just got done showering, had a nasty shower shit, must be all the protein"
by FitnessFanatic June 25, 2014
Get the Shower Shitmug. It is common that when a male has a possible shot at engaging in sexual activity, he will first make sure that he has had a 'Gentleman's Shower'.
A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.
A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.
Man 1: We're going to pick up those two sluts in 30 minutes.
Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.
Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.
by King Gent March 6, 2012
Get the Gentleman's Showermug. To do something so stupid, crazy and nonsensical, that normal people can't even understand what you were possibly thinking or how you could have done that.
Andy: Dude, I can't understand what you were thinking. Why would you set fire to your own porch?
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
Zach: Yeah, what was I thinking? I totally Pooped In the Shower on that one.
by Buffman6236 December 31, 2011
Get the Pooped In The Showermug. You stick this up your ass to make ass eating more fun since it adds flavor and makes your ass smell nice.
1. “I noticed how Timmy used shower soap last night, sex was better now that he didn’t smell like crusty Doritos.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”
2. “Use shower soap hunny, you look like someone with a severe case of herpys.”
by Wh0rny4Worldpeace August 29, 2020
Get the Shower soapmug. guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?
guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted
guy 2 oh god
guy 2 what!?
guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted
guy 2 oh god
by minniladds December 3, 2019
Get the carpet showermug. Packing a lip of Grizzly.Skoal or tobacco of your choice, and showering with multiple hockey players.
by Shock Doctor June 5, 2011
Get the Hockey Showermug. I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.
I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.
I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.
by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018
Get the Hipster showermug.