happy rhinoceros

When in the '69' position under a woman, simply slide your nose into her vagina and start humming 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight" on her clit.
Holy fuck, I gave my broad a happy rhinoceros and almost lost my left nostril!
by man chego June 03, 2009
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happy driver

when a dude gets a girl to give him head whilst he is driving
moan: can someone please pick me up and stop by maccas before taking me to school? ill give you a happy driver haha
by smokestacksteve March 10, 2011
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too happy

When a person is too happy, others may get angry and wish to bring them down to their level. This is typically achieved with insults or physical violence.
She was too happy, so I punched her in the face.
by flern November 21, 2018
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Happy high

When you get so happy that you want to throw everything into a pile, light it on fire, and then put out the fire.
by Kriby July 09, 2017
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happy nappy

Taking a nap after having an orgasm.
Great sex always leads to a happy nappy.
by Hopsandbarley March 01, 2014
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slap happy

laughing in such an uncontrollable way that if your friend was to slap you in the face it wouldnt phase you. also, if one becomes "slap happy" it is extremely difficult for those surrounding him to control their laughter.
1. when john wasnt looking, i took a drink of his cup and when he finally noticed 10 minutes later, i became slap happy.

2. hey rich, i'm fucking slap happy. (rich in turn becomes slap happy)
by porpoise September 16, 2005
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happy thomas

You reach into a girls pussy, grab the back wall and rip it inside out. Once it is hanging inside out you fresh it with liquid nitrogen. Then she does you up the ass with her frozen pussy.
A woman died last night because someone did a happy thomas to her
by Hougely March 28, 2008
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