Ghost of the Goon

A ghost who died in the act of auto erotic gooning.

Kyle- "Oh my god, its the Ghost of the Goon"

by PrimeTimeEdger April 6, 2025

Dagestani flicker goon

A sexual act in which, a male goes two three years Dagestan and trains for hours each day allowing for sweat and smegma to build up within their foreskin they will not shower but instead will allow Islam makachev to use their genitalia as a punching bag and hit it over and over until all the smegma is gone

Last night me and Bryce tried Dagestani flicker gooning after Bryce spent 3 years in Dagestan. Bryce's taint is gone.

by jsmith33334 April 16, 2025

The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.

Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …

by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025

we used to goon at ts

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)

yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

We Used To Goon To TS

Usually used regarding something that used to be popular but is kind of cringe now

*Sees old meme*

"We used to goon to ts"

by KaffeMannen July 26, 2025

Super Saiyan Goon

A point where a man goes super saiyan after entering the most intense part of the gooning state

He went Super Saiyan Goon after watching that!

by DictionaryDude432 September 3, 2025

Making out with the homies goodnight

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.

Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*

by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023