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Ferrigerrate

The act of freezing or putting your alcoholic drinks on ice to get desired coldness. to put beers in the ice cooler. to add ice to your alcoholic beverage
mike- " i picked up a 30 pack of coors but they didn't have any cold ones"

shooty- " the coolers in the corner go ferrigerrate those

bitches"

mike- " yo is that captain morgan ferrigerrated yet?"

raja- " it better be its been in the freezer for the last hour"
by mikey bear March 5, 2011
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Fermpt

1. The spelling of the sound heard when you or someone else flatulates or farts, particularly when it is prolonged or sounding more comical than an average ejection of gases.

2. The word also can be used to express disdain about or dejection toward an unfavorable circumstance or event; its effectiveness in this use is amplified by saying the word with a tone similar to the way a fermpt sounds. The more heinous and audacious the fermpt, the more jaded, displeased and absurd the tone when used to express derision or discontent. More of the same letters in the word can and should be strung together to elongate it the event that the fermpt is especially absurd, pungent or in itself extended.

3. Can also be used in place of the "f" word or perhaps even other obscenities.
"FERRRRRMMMPPPPPTTT!!!" (An elongated fermpt originating from someone's body.)

"Fermpt!" (A brief, but zesty, fermpt as emitted from someone's body.)

"Hey, man - I can't make it tonight; I've got to work late," said Joe. "Fermpt!" Bill responded.

"Ten bucks to go and see a movie? Fermpt that!" Mark angrily expressed.

"What the fermpting fermpt is going on here?" Tom asked upon realizing he was stuck in a very dense traffic jam.

"She left me - she said she was in love with someone else," Matt despondently said. "... fermpt her," Will muttered.

"FERMMMPPPT!" (A medium-length fermpt from someone's body.)

"Ferrrmpttt." (Somewhat of a muffled fermpt from someone's body.)
by kinginthecastle May 31, 2011
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Ferretologist

One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.
I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.
by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011
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Ferpes

The disease one gets from wearing bowling shoes without socks.
Jamie developed a bad case of ferpes Saturday night when she threw caution to the wind. She carelessly neglected the needed barrier between her feet and the biological bedlam that was her size fives
by Wmfields2787 January 18, 2013
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fertinaster

Defined as a person that doesn't know they're a failure.
Person A: Bobby is so cool!
Person B: Naah,He's just a fertinaster
by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014
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Ferrari Syndrome

The critiquing of an unattainable object.

An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.

Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.
"Matt says he'd never date that bikini model because her eyes are too close together, but have you seen the girls he takes home!?"

"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"
by universeguyd August 4, 2014
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ferderk

A filler word that can be used as a verb, noun, or whatever you need it to be
How do you get this off? Ya know you just got to ferderk it around a little bit
by GuyInAHat February 27, 2015
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