Ear Garbage

Coldplay.

I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.

by Yemeyee August 9, 2012

fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

eAr rAPe

Darios phone

"Yare Yare daze.......ear rape."
"If you don't go out with me, your gonna get ear raped if you know what I mean."

by Nilo Brando July 16, 2020

.9.Ear.9.

.9.Ear.9.

.9.Ear.9.

by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025

Growing Ears

To not be doing anything.

"Hey what are you up to this afternoon?"
"Growing ears"

by Greeny95 May 8, 2024

steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.

It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.

by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021