1. Chatting or gossiping with one or more persons while enjoying a piping hot cup of coffee.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
2. The deep inner rumbling of the bowels that conveys an impending trip to the toilet by saying “We are about to blow!”Coffee talk commences about an hour or two after sucking down a few cups of the morning Joe.
Raylynn shared with me her first lesbian experience during our coffee talk. It was so hot I had to flick the bean when I got home.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
My morning was sailing along perfectly until about 9:30 when the coffee talk hit. I was squeezing cheeks all the way to the shitter and barely made it before the morning’s mocha Java came pouring out.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
Get the Coffee Talkmug. by wickybtw December 30, 2021
Get the Coffeemug. The most low key addictive substance on the planet. Coffee ruins lives worldwide but everybody scared to talk about it out of fear that the starbucks mermaid will pop outta your toilet and strangle you but guess what....Im into that sort of thing so bring it on starbucks. Our homeless crisis, drug epidemic, and rising divorce rates are all caused by coffee.
1) Coffee WAS affordable, that is, until starbucks came along and started charging $10 for a coffee. Now with Bidens inflation its probably $12. This is the oldest trick in the book, get people hooked on a cheap drug and then jack up the price. This is why everyone is homeless now, they blew all their money on starbucks.
2) This drug epidemic is only happening because starbucks is too expensive and we're all desperately looking for cheaper alternatives which take the form of crack, cocaine, meth, adderall, ect. These drugs were invented as a replacement for coffee, look it up!
3) Couples are divorcing because they get amped up on "the juice" and start fighting over what the best brand or some shit and before they know it theyre swinging on eachother. Baristas need to be held accountable for how many shots they give a person. After coming down off that shit when theyre flat broke in the gutter the only option left is divorce.
These are the people asking you for spare change at the store. They go to a local coffee shop and take straight shots. Sad but true reality. Coffee is the most dangerous substance on the planet
1) Coffee WAS affordable, that is, until starbucks came along and started charging $10 for a coffee. Now with Bidens inflation its probably $12. This is the oldest trick in the book, get people hooked on a cheap drug and then jack up the price. This is why everyone is homeless now, they blew all their money on starbucks.
2) This drug epidemic is only happening because starbucks is too expensive and we're all desperately looking for cheaper alternatives which take the form of crack, cocaine, meth, adderall, ect. These drugs were invented as a replacement for coffee, look it up!
3) Couples are divorcing because they get amped up on "the juice" and start fighting over what the best brand or some shit and before they know it theyre swinging on eachother. Baristas need to be held accountable for how many shots they give a person. After coming down off that shit when theyre flat broke in the gutter the only option left is divorce.
These are the people asking you for spare change at the store. They go to a local coffee shop and take straight shots. Sad but true reality. Coffee is the most dangerous substance on the planet
by anonymous February 17, 2024
Get the Coffeemug. A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
by salary man December 14, 2023
Get the english coffeemug. Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
Get the Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energymug. An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.
by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021
Get the Coffeemug. When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
by Terror 007 June 18, 2023
Get the Hot coffee stickmug.