The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".
I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!
by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021
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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
by Saaks June 25, 2021
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your ass is clapping

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"
by cappin April 21, 2022
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Thicc claps

Refers to clapping some thicc ass
Bro I just got some thicc claps!!!
Older guy: what?
by Dr. Krac October 20, 2019
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Clap a Gator

To unknowingly or accidentally proclaim one wishes to have sexual relations with animals
The Scottish guy was clueless when he said he wanted to clap a gator; talk about culture shock
by SpecialistoftheStrange October 02, 2023
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Clapped

To be clapped is a slang used in UK which means you are ugly.
Me: Wagwan bruv

You: Not much broski

Me: Bro... You're clapped
You: (cries)

Steven He: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
by Mankavelli June 10, 2022
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