If jail was a school this would be it. From morning cult chapel services in the morning where you will be forced to recite bible verses and cataclysms to the obvious lack of technology this is the school of your dreams or would I say nightmares. You can pay 5k to send your kid here so that they can really get that one on one learning with their teachers. One on one as in so you can hear the teachers talk about you in the hallways.. anyways if you’re lucky your kid will have maybe 10 kids in their class so i’m sure they can maybe find some friends.
Kid 1: Bro you go to West Side Christian School, i’m sorry bro that sucks
Kid 2: yeah bro i know my parents make me go there
Kid 2: yeah bro i know my parents make me go there
by the regina george November 24, 2021
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