Chode Erupter 

The most mind boggling, Brain altering boner that feels like it will pop if left alone.

"when my math teacher bent over in their skinny jeans I got a Chode Erupter"

Chode Erupter by Urbestlilman September 27, 2025

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

Chode-Blaster by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

Chode Smashing by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

Chode Smoker

Chode Smoker:

person who smokes chodes.

File under: derogatory terms for pot smokers

(note: A "chode" is a penis that's wider than it is long.)

Smells like ya smokin' CHODES over there.

Chode Smoker.

Chode Smoker by TH3TID3 February 15, 2026

chode mode

when your chode gets incredibly hard and it looks like witchetty grub

bro i had some crazy chode mode last night with my girl

chode mode by Noglard6967 March 2, 2026

commode chode 

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

commode chode by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

Da Vinci Chode 

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

Da Vinci Chode by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011