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Green Chip

A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.
Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!

Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!

60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???
by B-Vee in Stocks January 11, 2020
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chip daddy

Father of the chips
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Chipped beef

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....
by Katest July 26, 2016
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Cheese yo chip

The mexican way of let me nut on yo dick
Aye baby let me cheese yo chip
by CheeseYoChip March 26, 2025
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Smugg Chip

A small jolly man. When he smiles, his eyes disappear. A Smugg Blubbery boy. Awful at Fantasy, and loses the league every year.
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No soggy chips

Jeff Strauss says this in the south bay. jeff is the top g. Everyone hates it when you get soggy chips from lbj
No soggy chips guuuuysssss
by Iluvblackmen May 3, 2024
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Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.
"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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