chinese facelift

After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand

Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:

by Roscoe2320 August 8, 2017

Socialism with Chinese Characteristics

A poor man's socialist system that the Communist Party of China (CPC) or CCP claims is a whole new ideology invented by Deng Xiaoping that takes the "good parts" of capitalism without the bad, and the "good parts" of socialism without the bad and combines them to form the number 2 spot for Gross Domestic Production (GDP) globally. But is in reality just whatever the CCP says it needs to do to pursue economic growth while justifying their authoritarian grip on power in China.

A: Okay students, can anyone tell me what is the economic system of China?
B: Capitalism? Duh, Jack Ma is rich AF..
A: Incorrect.
B: Ohh Communism? They are run by a communist party--
A: Wrong again, their economic system runs on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics!
B: Really? Wow, how does this system work?
A: I don't know B, read a damn book, they change the definition every time a new general secretary is in power so 10 years from now it could mean just having an economy based off chinese scam call centres for all I know!

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Chinese sissy day

On this day January 3 is now known as Chinese sissy day. A day where you must meet a sexy Chinese sissy and have intercourse.

Hey man its Chinese sissy day we gotta catch a plane go china

by Chinesesissylover January 3, 2025

Chinese wide spread

It’s when a Chinese guy shoves a chop stick and a egg roll up someone’s ass then sucks it back out and eats it

Yes! Do that Chinese wide spread right up my ass u horny Chinese man

by Hog wild November 9, 2018

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

Chinese Finger trap

When you are "soaking" your dick inside the pussy and then the pussy gets dry from no stimulation and then the dick gets trapped. It goes goes down hill from there.

Nathaniel: "She got me caught in that Chinese FInger Trap when I was trying to soak my member"

by Ken_Dolla February 26, 2018

Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl simultaneously shoves a finger into your asshole and your pee hole.

Jojo gave me the Chinese finger trap last night. She’s a keeper.

by St. Thomas Acquinas February 27, 2021