Closer

In The Program book series, there are characters in two books (The Remedy and The Epidemic) known as closers. Their job as closers is to "close out" a deceased persons life. What this means is that they pretend to be the dead person, most commonly children, teens,, and young adults, to give the families closure. They have manipulate their looks, voice, writing, and personality while on the job.

"You would make such a good closer!"

by NEOTHEATER April 8, 2019

*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019

Closet Lay

when a person still isn't out of the closet but still has sexual intercourse with the same gender

" Joseph is such a Closet Lay , he had a one night stand with Joe but still isn't out yet"

by sexyboisex September 25, 2019

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Close your toes

Be quiet

Britanny, close your toes!

by bravechicken#1 October 15, 2019

Closet Cunt

A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.

I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.

by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019