Sploosh-Button

The Male G spot.

“Dude… last night that chick hit my sploosh-button”

by MikeCashen January 2, 2025

Belly Button Measuring Test

BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.

Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.

by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025

Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Blue button

Pressing the blue button on messenger sending a picture of someone vaping to one of their parents when they’re not allowed to

Cole I swear I’m gonna press the blue button if you don’t climb out your window

by hudsonp.a January 21, 2025

Dick Buttons

Similar to a Pearl Necklace except the semen drips down the front of the shirt

Sally: Johnny was trying to give me a Pearl Necklace but missed and gave me Dick Buttons instead….

by Albee100 February 1, 2025

loose button

When your asshole is stretched out from years of putting vegetables in there.

I can’t really do yoga, due to my loose button.

by Darth_Wanderer February 7, 2025

allocation button

when you are a board trustee and press a button to allocate the funds

yesterday, I got approval from the CEO so I pressed the allocation button

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025