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emo-power bomb 

First of all, an average emo person weigh approximately 155lbs. that's pretty skinny and light. In order to activate emo-power bomb, first, one must be able to hang clean 185lbs, vertically bench press(135lbs.) the person 2 feet from your shoulders, and slam his/her back on the floor as hard as possible. Although emo-power bomb can be powerful, it can also be negate by a fat wiggling emo kid. Yes, emo-power bomb is considered a hate crime. This action is also considered unconstitutional.
Dumb Jock: Dude, it's an emo kid. What are you doing sitting on our lunch table.
Emo kid: I'm writing sad poetry.
Dumb Jock: Go Go Gadget emo-power bomb!(Emo kid quickly elevated above the dumb jock's shoulders)
Emo kid: Nooooooooo! (SLLLAAMMM right through the lunch table)
Dumb Jock: You just got pwn.
emo-power bomb by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008
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Facebook bomb

The act of internally vandalising another persons unlogged out facebook page. This may involve changing any or all of the following: status, profile pic, relationship status, info column, comments, pages joint, etc.
Generally the greatest facebook bombing involves changes such that much of the user's friends don't realise the foul play involved.
An Atomic facebook bombing is similar but involves changing as many things as possible in the most offensive way possible.
example 1: status

Louise Genzby: Just did the biggest shit aye!! Had to chop it up with the spatula to get it to flush!!!
---Reply 1: ewwww gross!!
---Reply 2: TMI!!!
---Reply 3: hahahaa facebook bombed!!!

example 2: page joins

John Henry just joined the groups "Hot Guys", "Anal is Awesome," and "My Mother is Totally Hot"
Facebook bomb by gekael February 10, 2010
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Boyfriend bomb 

A maneuver in which a girl inserts a statement about her boyfriend to let any would-be suitors that she is already taken. In some cases it is used by single women who want to let a guy know that she isn't interested. Despite the violent name of this act, also called the boyfriend drop, and the pain it may cause for the male recipient, the boyfriend bomb is actually an act of kindness in either case. The girl is simply trying to show that she is taken or not interested, before the guy asks her out and makes an ass of himself.
As soon as I could tell he wasn't just being friendly, I hinted to him that I had a boyfriend so that he wouldn't get his hopes up.

That guy at the bar seemed really nice, he just wasn't my type, so I lied and dropped the boyfriend bomb as to not hurt his feelings.
Boyfriend bomb by dananars May 6, 2009

crunk juice bomb 

the process of taking a shot in which you lick cocaine, shoot patron, and smack a booty
Boy, that crunk juice bomb really got me crunked last night.
1. Telling someone that you go (went) to Harvard. Usually used in the phrase "to drop the h-bomb." It is a generally accepted principle of dropping the h-bomb that when a guy drops it, he instantly becomes more attractive, but when a girl drops it, she becomes less so. 2. Sex magazine at Harvard.
Mary was talking to a hot guy at the club the other night, but as soon as she dropped the h-bomb, he said he had to go.
h-bomb by Margaret July 27, 2004

Loko Suicide Bomb 

A drink that combines Jagermeister with Four Loko and then drops a 5 Hour Energy into it just before shooting.
We have found Loko Suicide Bomb's to be lethal in every single case of ingestion. Who wants one?
Loko Suicide Bomb by clbail04 November 7, 2010
A crude yet effective word describing an excellent event or item
da bomb by topics June 28, 2003