Beard-atude

Men who have actually earned the right to have a beard. Meaning can lift more then 50lbs (at one time, not over a span of a month), actually knows how to use tools, gets their hands dirty, builds s*** out of nothing, and swears on a regular basis. Simply put a REAL man.
"I have a bad beard-atude, I worked hard to earn this beard."
by Warr Dogz July 20, 2017
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beard pull

The act of one with a beard longer than 2 inches grouping many hairs on their face with one hand and pulling downwards, showing the length of their beard. Usually done in a flirtatious manner but could also be used to deter one from asking too much.
'Bro, Joe just did a beard pull, he either likes this chick or she said he was wrong about something so he needs to bide time."
by TommySalam7 June 08, 2023
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Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food
Look at the beard droppings in my food
by Dlgomez March 20, 2023
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beard crush

a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual
“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”
by liptenneth May 10, 2020
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bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.
In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.
by thejoebagley September 04, 2021
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Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
by Daddy's Patties November 25, 2019
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Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?
by DagsGen January 31, 2023
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