Glorious Gravy Boat

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)
Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!
by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023
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dope boat

When one side of the joint burns more than the other side, aka “canoeing” of a joint. The weed seemingly is riding the boat of the wrapper.
Oh, no, the joint is turning into a dope boat.
by The_mighty_q June 29, 2024
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FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
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O- Boats

Its O2K of Oct Fizzle who rocks out on the piznano.
Go To WWW.octoberfallrock.com and fantizzle my nizzzle.
by O- Boats January 11, 2004
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boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.
Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.
by EarlLynch October 22, 2014
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Pizza Boat

Three-way consisting of, in sequence, one member in and out and wiping/rubbing Period blood all over her abdominal area up to chest then into her mouth as the next member penetrates and does the same
Had a great time last night, we gave her a good Pizza Boat after prom.....
by money shot, rusty trombone February 15, 2024
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Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
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