Alabama Roulette

Like Russian roulette, but with a pistol instead of a revolver.

The south is morning tonight after the governors of both Mississippi and Alabama died after a game of Alabama roulette.

by lzcracker July 18, 2015

Alabama Slammer

1. An prison in Alabama

2. When a person from Alabama slams on your cock

The Alabama Slammer was a neat trick she decides to use

by TitanicGlynn@Fuck you April 22, 2018

Alabama Sledgehammer

A sexual escapade involving three men: a man lying face down on the bed who can be dead or alive, a black man wearing a Batman suit, and a man who sodomizes the lying man.

One Night Tranman, Ramon and jacquewho? decided to do the Alabama Sledgehammer

by Masde October 30, 2007

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

by Justin Carter December 14, 2008

alabama hot pocket

An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.

yo, dude i did a alabama hot pocket yesterday; i never felt anything better!

by mastersweg May 31, 2015

Alabama

Alabama, the most inbreeding and raciest acts occur in this terrible place. you will notice if you visit this shit hole that the fans are ape shit because they won a single national championship. and seriously roll tide? yeah 2nd in obesity and 49th in education. also if i am familiarized with the law, it is still legal to own a slave in one small city? No shit look it up.

Hick1: damn alabama is the greatest state ever!
Hick2: yall be right, my momma says the same thing everytime she walks outside.
Human: illiteracy strikes again

by everyone in the U.S January 3, 2011

alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket made with traditional alabama St. Charles Indian Bread

That alabama hot pocket was delicious.

by buckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuckbuck May 22, 2016