by 🗿🦧 March 30, 2022
a fuckin retard of a mayor on family guy but so funny that i shit myself when he talks. random as fuck
EX1:
(karaoke at the bar)
mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars... but i dont like baseball cards...
EX2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!
joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins
mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him... no one messes with adam we....
EX3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)
mayor adam west- my tulips! u dick...
EX4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of... digem, the sugar smacks frog...
(karaoke at the bar)
mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars... but i dont like baseball cards...
EX2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!
joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins
mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him... no one messes with adam we....
EX3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)
mayor adam west- my tulips! u dick...
EX4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of... digem, the sugar smacks frog...
by fdbvbdsf October 06, 2009
Bryan Adam Liam is one of the kindest and most compassionate souls there are, he goes above and beyond for people without being asked to. He is a hardworking and committed individual and is destined for greatness; he is also admired by many and a good friend to all. His unique charisma attracts people and is loved by everyone. His never-ending determination and valor will be a key factor in his success in life. He is crazy and wild and knows how to have a good time. He might be told otherwise but he is beautiful and any girl would be lucky to have him, he has such a big heart and a kind soul. He is someone that you know you can depend on and count on him to make you feel better. He is a friend for life and his presence will leave a positive impact in your life. He is one of the greatest friends you will ever have. He sparks joy and laughter and is someone who you can create many happy and amazing memories with, memories that will last a lifetime. He has the ability to make you wonder how you were so blessed to find a person like him. He is someone who enters your life and makes it better unknowingly. If you do find an “Adam”, don't let him go; he deserves to be appreciated, cherished and loved.
Person 1: Bryan Adam Liam
by @theoneandlonelyqayyum December 14, 2019
The Adam Carolla Show is a weekday morning radio show in Los Angeles and is syndicated up and down the West Coast. Comedian and radio show personality Adam Carolla hosts the show with co-hosts Danny Bonaduce and Teresa Strasser. On the show they conduct interviews with celebrities, engage in casual banter, and present national and international news in a comedic forum. The Adam Carolla Show took the place of The Howard Stern Show in 2006 under CBS' FREE FM format.
The Adam Carolla Show makes people laugh due to the humerous conversations that take place between the hosts.
by InkSlinger October 27, 2007
The observation that whomever seeks a position of power is by that fact quite likely to be the least suited to be in that position of power.
Etymology: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, quote "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
Etymology: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, quote "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
by Tibyon February 28, 2012
On the PORN Scale of Tame to Hardcore
Adam & Eve would be somewhere around "Victorian".
So tame it's LAME.
None of their clothes fit anyone other than their models and their "Toys" break quicker than dime store gumball machine toys. And everyone knows it's no fun to have that kind of toy die at an inopportune time.
Adam & Eve would be somewhere around "Victorian".
So tame it's LAME.
None of their clothes fit anyone other than their models and their "Toys" break quicker than dime store gumball machine toys. And everyone knows it's no fun to have that kind of toy die at an inopportune time.
The Porn scale is analogous to that of FOOTBALL as follows:
FOOTBALL types:
- RUGBY
- American Football (Pro NOT amateur)
- Soccer (supposedly "REAL" football)
- Canadian Football
- Indoor "Arena" Football
- Touch Football (played in the street)
- Touch Football (played by H.S. Cheerleaders)
- Plug-In Electric football game*
PORN types:
- SNUFF film
- Hardcore (again Pro NOT amateur)
- XX, NC-17 & X-rated
- Cable (Skinimax etc.)
- You Tube
- "Swingers" (i.e. fat & hairy) home movies
- Skin Mags (Playboy/Girl, etc.)
- ADAM & EVE
* Not the "Real" game in any sense, doesn't work right, and most of the F@!#ing time everyone just spins in circles not accomplishing much, just Like buyers of Adam & Eve products.
FOOTBALL types:
- RUGBY
- American Football (Pro NOT amateur)
- Soccer (supposedly "REAL" football)
- Canadian Football
- Indoor "Arena" Football
- Touch Football (played in the street)
- Touch Football (played by H.S. Cheerleaders)
- Plug-In Electric football game*
PORN types:
- SNUFF film
- Hardcore (again Pro NOT amateur)
- XX, NC-17 & X-rated
- Cable (Skinimax etc.)
- You Tube
- "Swingers" (i.e. fat & hairy) home movies
- Skin Mags (Playboy/Girl, etc.)
- ADAM & EVE
* Not the "Real" game in any sense, doesn't work right, and most of the F@!#ing time everyone just spins in circles not accomplishing much, just Like buyers of Adam & Eve products.
by Gr8Nrg June 04, 2009
No words can describe of how amazing this man is. He's sweet, caring, funny, adorkable, and just ah. I don't know what to say about his voice. Holy shiznits. His voice is beyond amazing; along with his sweet hair, gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He's the type of guy that's just not afraid to be himself; he's not afraid to put his self out there. :)
Adam Mitchel Lambert = ♥
by Samanthaaaaaaaa Bitchhhhhhhhhh July 03, 2010