One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.
Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."
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Etymology:
Straight - Free from extraneous matter (straight whiskey)
Go Straight - To live a law-abiding life, no longer engage in crime.
Play it Straight - To do something without jokes, tricks, subterfuge, distortions, or the like.
Vaper - Electronic cigarette user. From the word vapor, which is what the user inhales in place of traditional cigarette smoke.
Coined in 2011
Etymology:
Straight - Free from extraneous matter (straight whiskey)
Go Straight - To live a law-abiding life, no longer engage in crime.
Play it Straight - To do something without jokes, tricks, subterfuge, distortions, or the like.
Vaper - Electronic cigarette user. From the word vapor, which is what the user inhales in place of traditional cigarette smoke.
Coined in 2011
I've smoke free since 2/2010, when I became a Vaper... And I've been nicotine free since 12/2011, when I became a Straight Vaper.
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Person 2: because I’m super straight and I want kids 😩😡
Person 2: because I’m super straight and I want kids 😩😡
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