The Retarded Boner

The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
by Teh pilot of teh RETARDED BONER February 09, 2008
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socially retarded

when a smart person acts really retarded when they are with friends and/or family
Jim: Hey, what's the number for "pi" again?
Bob: PARTY TIME!!!!!
Jim: Stop acting socially retarded!
by ilovechrisandme January 26, 2012
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Retard proof

this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong.
Sound engenier(you left just to exist there):Everything was fine with the sound but then they changed the microphones?
You irritated:You managed to fuck up Retard proof
by MadDogVlad November 07, 2006
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retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.
"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004
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retarded baboon

a moron who just pissed you off
god i hate you retarded baboon!
by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006
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Retard Comeback

When in an argument a person brings up something completely out of context that sounds like a good response or comeback in their head but is usually just out of the blue, usually isn't true, and completely irrelevant.
Oh God Tyson made another fucking Retard Comeback in the dm again. This time he said I'm bad a talking.
by Niggato 69 September 18, 2017
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Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.
Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.
by Im cool like that April 25, 2009
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