National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

May 20

It's the day when the absolute sweetheart of a person was born. This person is charming, lovely and kind. They're strong and gives a bundle of joy to everyone around them. May they be happy and successful always✨️

Hey do you know what day it is ?
Everyone knows it's may 20 and it's our sweetheart's day.
Yeah it is!

by Chonno November 20, 2024

20 pounds of bounce that ass

Its smells so fucking bad it's smells like a person who never washed their ass and they probably have cheese forming there and they just make you put your nose so deep in their ass

Girlfriend: wanna smell my ass?

Boyfriend: sure

Girlfriend: *makes his nose smell the nastiest shit ever*

Boyfriend: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH you better go wash that ass and im breaking up with u ho and it smells like 20 pounds of bounce that ass

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

January 20

the birthday of a real life angel, fact is you probably dont deserve her but she still loves you anyway, when you fight its probably hell on earth because you have a small issue and both want to be right, she is probably hyper-competitive and hates losing. she is probably one of the HOTTEST girls you will ever meet but she cannot see it for herself, just know that if you have a chance to be loved by her and in love with her, do not fuck it up.

Boy/Girl: My best friend was born on January 20 and she is easily the best person ive ever met

Boy/Girl 2: oh really, i wish i had someone like that!

by datguy_009 December 7, 2024

Putting 20’s on it

When someone exaggerates about something.

Nate said he was pulling a bunch of fine ass bitches but me and Tammy already knew he was putting 20’s on it cuz they were from boulder hwy!

by 19mine80 December 9, 2024

4:20 A.M.

4:20 am is a movement promoting "getting healthy, not high" by using cannabis seeds and fibers for health benefits instead of psychoactive effects.

Tyson: Jackie, 4:20 A.M. is all about getting healthy, not high! As you enjoy this high-protein hemp seed bar, did you know that hemp seeds have the highest protein content per 100 grams of any seed, with 31 grams of protein? Only pumpkin seeds come close, with 30 grams!

by Virginia Cannabis Lawyers December 16, 2024

December, 20

December, 20 is give your bf juicy blowjob day. It may also apply on December, 19.

Hmmm oh yeah gimme that december, 20 oh yeahh

by Astrid's pet dog December 17, 2024