Glazing the Pot
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Verb (used with object)
Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."
Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"
Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."
"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016

Dude who is she?!
Oh her? She’s half Italian and half African American.
Oh. She’s a boiling pot, I got you.
Oh her? She’s half Italian and half African American.
Oh. She’s a boiling pot, I got you.
by RHL7 June 13, 2021

by DatAngryBear October 21, 2017

A pot with Jingle bells Its self explanatory.....................................................................................U wasted time
by Hot Poket April 21, 2018

A Pot Pie is someone with bad taste, mainly in car culture. The term can also be applied to anyone with general, objective bad taste
Ex. You see a...
•Ram 1500 with a Carolina Squat and a loud exhaust
•A straight-piped Charger
• Blue cheese eaters
• Clapped out Civic
Ex. You see a...
•Ram 1500 with a Carolina Squat and a loud exhaust
•A straight-piped Charger
• Blue cheese eaters
• Clapped out Civic
by BigWillyScavver November 26, 2023

When a woman gives a man a rim job from underneath and the dick and balls act as a unicorn whole making the guch a rainbow thus making the arse hole a pot of gold.
by JesusOnXans July 8, 2018
