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Glazing the Pot

Glazing the Pot

Verb (used with object)

Not to be confused with the act of a Potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. This glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat ass, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of ejaculating ejaculating upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of cum.
Friend 1: "What's Glazing the Pot mean?"
Friend 2: "Oh boy... Well I'm pretty sure it's when a fat ass with a hairy belly shaves himself and jizzes all over his stomach."

Friend 1: "Where the hell is Bryce?"

Friend 2: "If I had to bet, I'd say he's downstairs glazing his pot."

"Dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. Did you glaze your pot last night?"
by Spen15M June 19, 2016
mugGet the Glazing the Potmug.

boiling pot

A woman or man of mixed races or ethnicities that makes them uniquely attractive.
Dude who is she?!
Oh her? She’s half Italian and half African American.
Oh. She’s a boiling pot, I got you.
by RHL7 June 13, 2021
mugGet the boiling potmug.

Ho Pot

The act of buying prostitutes and smoking weed with them
Last night I saw smoke coming out of Craig’s apartment. Bet he was Ho Potting
by DatAngryBear October 21, 2017
mugGet the Ho Potmug.

Jingle Pot

A pot with Jingle bells Its self explanatory.....................................................................................U wasted time
That's a nice Jingle Pot
by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
mugGet the Jingle Potmug.

Pot Pie

A Pot Pie is someone with bad taste, mainly in car culture. The term can also be applied to anyone with general, objective bad taste

Ex. You see a...
•Ram 1500 with a Carolina Squat and a loud exhaust
•A straight-piped Charger
Blue cheese eaters
• Clapped out Civic
Bro 1: Did you see that piece of shit Subaru?

Bro 2: Yeah, that guys a major Pot Pie
by BigWillyScavver November 26, 2023
mugGet the Pot Piemug.

plant pot

an insult written by eylo
“oi kate you fucking plant pot”
by thisisnoteylo May 4, 2021
mugGet the plant potmug.

The pot of gold

When a woman gives a man a rim job from underneath and the dick and balls act as a unicorn whole making the guch a rainbow thus making the arse hole a pot of gold.
‘Hey did you give Steve the pot of gold last night?’

‘Yeh he can’t resist the pot of gold
by JesusOnXans July 8, 2018
mugGet the The pot of goldmug.

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