Dumb shit

1: Some real hot garbage. Totally worthless pieces of shit
2: Some brain dead asshole who can't do shit. Its a miracle they don't forget how to breath, though, it would be nice.

1:"Hey don't worry about the stuff I put on the internet, its just some dumb shit.
2: "Joel is such a dumb shit, its amazing he functions as a person at all"

by Gabeolo November 16, 2019

Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019

that shit is cancelled

when something needs to be stopped bc literally no one cares at all

rilie- dude i wish brandon would shut up
evan- brandon that shit is cancelled

by manfuckthemkidsbro November 22, 2019

Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

One-Waying Shit Talker

The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"

No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker

by Thanos' Large Purple COCK! November 24, 2019

artillery shitting

Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window

"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway

by Gay<bi>tch69420 November 27, 2019

Shit-baby

A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.

Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's

by Apple seed November 29, 2019